Maybe it's just me, and I don't know what I'm talking about, but I feel like when you're doing the hanky panky, or somethin' like it, you may not want to bring power tools with you.
A couple, locals for the DMV crowd [they're in Southern Maryland], decided it would be a good idea to attach their sex toy to a saber saw blade.
Obviously, it didn't turn out as well as planned. The woman is definitely "injured." She was even flown to Prince George's Hospital.
Accident or not, you think? Alcohol involved? Maybe some drugs? I kind of hope so... Since if they didn't have some kind of intoxication, that means they're just plain stupid.