don't quit your day job

If you've seen "Walk the Line," you know just how good of an actor Joaquin Phoenix is. [He played Johnny Cash.]

What you might not know, is how good of a rapper he is.

And by good, I mean terrible. Miserable. A disaster.

Not to mention, he's not the smartest person in the world. When he announced he was done acting [I still want to know why..], he walked the red carpet with "Good Bye!" written on his hands. However, it didn't exactly say that. It read "Bye! Good" to everyone he showed his hands to. Uhh.. Way to go....

And then, on his "debut" as a "rapper," he didn't exactly rise to the top. He kinda sorta fell down. Literally.



WHAT! Dude.. How are you going to go from Golden Globe AND Grammy winning actor, to a complete joke, in less than 2 years.

So much of a joke, that your new name is Joke P, my friend. Save yourself, fast.

love,
elizabethany