nifty?: feather and fur lady-part decorations

When vajazzling came out, I didn't exactly want to jump on the bandwagon, but I saw how it could be pretty and fun to decorate your Britney.

Now there's a new trend that is apparently "BOOMING." Feather and fur "merkins."

Basically, women go in to get their entire area waxed, then they get a vagina wig in the form of fuzz or feathers...

Here's a little taste of what they'd look like..


Oh, and did I mention they START at $195?!

Isn't the point of going through the pain of waxing to have NOTHING there?! Guys don't wanna have to go through a forest of ANYTHING down there. I'm also thinking they don't wanna have feather particles in their mouths or their own regions.

...and let's face it. The ONLY reason you'd do something like that [or wax, for that matter] is because someone is going to be down there.

Freaking weird. If there's anyone who would consider doing this, please tell me now... but I'm going to stay away, I think.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: ellen "joins" the real housewives of beverly hills

Tweet Oh, Ellen... how I love thee.

Ellen loves the Real Housewives just like she loves the Jersey Shore. Whether or not she really watches them in her free time, I don't know, but I do know she's able to mock it pretty perfectly.



I'll let you laugh for a second. If you're not laughing, you're lame. Move on.

Ellen, please do more things like this. And by "like this," I mean join the Jersey Shore next. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

watch: nj housewife danielle bombs the morning show

TweetThere are some reality stars who really shouldn't bother trying to make music [*cough* Heidi Montag] and there are some who really should be shot when they do try to shove it in our faces.

One of those people is New Jersey housewife Danielle Staub.

She went on a morning news show to perform her single "Real Close," and you need to brace yourself before watching. The only pre-warning I'll give you is that there are large, male backup dancers twirling each other around.

 

If she's going for the "I need attention" career, cool. She's got it. She's HAD it. If she's going for the music career, homegirl better go home, cry, and give up now.

love,
elizabethany