nifty website: my first time on chat roulette

So I've been on this new site called Chat Roulette a couple times, but I always blocked my screen and shuffled through the people to see what I could find.

If you don't know what it is, it's a website that instantly connects you, via webcam, to people all over the world! You don't have to sign in or anything! You just go there, let your camera turn on, and talk to people! If you don't like them, you next them! [Just like the MTV show!]

I've seen some pretty crazy things, mostly X-rated, when I shuffle through quickly. During the Snowpocalypse, I finally grabbed my cussaholic BFF to join in on the fun as we talked to a bunch of people. Here is the story of my first night on Chat Roulette:

As our first "stranger," I thought they were going to be pretty lame at first. Then they started asking to see some goodies. When I told my CBFF to show his, they insisted on mine. Next!



This guy was absolutely my favorite of the night! Straight from JAPAN! He kept saying "konnichiwa" and putting his hands together and bowing. It was amazing. Then I got confused on what he was trying to say... Next!



This guy played a song for me! He also chugged a box of Franzia red wine on demand. I think we're online BFF soulmates.... Until he mentioned puking. Next!



I was officially scared for my life. Next!



He looked like he needed some friends. I tried to be his friend. I even tried to fist pump with him. He laughed at me. Next!



I let CBFF take over for a bit, and he finds a couple mooning him. I wonder who he's smiling at. [JK, dear.] That's all they did, though... Next!



As soon as we found him, he starting hitting his chest and acting like a gorilla. I'm a big fan of monkeys, but wow. Too much. Next!



As much as I love Christmas lights as jewelry, it's not Christmas anymore, homie. Next!

Now, our night didn't stop there. We found more people, and like I said, the X-rated nonsense. Lots of people diddling, sexing, etc. Since I know my readers love that kind of stuff, I'm posting it, but you have to click here!

I can't wait to do this again! It was fun, I'm not going to lie! My only recommendation: Make sure you're hammered.

love,
elizabethany

watch: more of dc's snowpocalypse '10

Just about my whole life I've always said I wanted to move to a small town, where everyone knows each other, just like in "Sweet Home Alabama."

If this whole experience I've been living the past 6-8 months hasn't changed my mind, the Snowpocalypse and this video definitely have.



Sure, I made a really great igloo, and had a fun weekend being snowed in with my cussaholic BFF, but look at how much fun the city was! People were everywhere doing a bunch of different things! There's no such thing as getting snowed in there!

That video should definitely make everyone appreciate the snow, no matter how much we may be starting to hate it. Thank you, Nathan Golon and Jordan Gantz!

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: my igloo during snowpocalypse 2009

All of my DMV readers are well aware of this crazy winter we've been having and the two "Snowpocalypses" we've had.

Ya see... The DC area never really gets any snow. This year we've had two storms with 2 feet or more of snow, and plenty of mini storms in-between.

I know it's been over a month since our last one at the end of December, but like my motto says: Better late than never.

That being said, I'm here to show you our freakin' FANTASTIC igloo that we made back in December. Mikey P started by crawling through a big snow mound, but then magic happened in my imagination. I grabbed my dad and cussaholic BFF and we built an igloo big enough for a 3+ person party.

Be jealous. That sucker stayed up for a good week. I wanted to open Christmas presents in there, but apparently it wasn't been enough for Santa. Lame.

This weekend's Snowpocalypse was way bigger, and even left me stranded at my cussaholic BFF's house for the weekend. That video of ridiculous debauchery will be up by next week. Oh boy.

Thank you, snow, for making my life fun again!

love,
elizabethany