watch: awkward shake weighting around the gym

Tweet I don't even know how to title such a post... this is a pretty epic video. And by video, I mean YouTube channel. In fact, maybe I should start doing features on people's YouTube channels.. Hmmm..

ANYWAY. I found this video of this guy, Steve Kardynal, shaking a Shake Weight around his gym and making everyone around him feel hella awkward [as you can imagine].



I can't tell if it's 100% staged or not, but even if it is, it's flipping hilarious. ANYTHING Shake Weight is hilarious, obvi. And his outfit?! That's what made me check out what other ballsy [no pun intended] things he's done.

Also epic: Dressing up in a dress, walking into the Apple Store, and doing an entire video to Katy Perry's "Firework."



And, just when you thought he couldn't make others feel any more awkward, he pretends to be a girl on Chatroulette. [Don't worry, there's nothing too inappropriate.]



This guy is my new YouTube hero. For serious. He's got a variety of videos [those are just a few] and he's constantly making people uncomfortable. That's my favorite.

love,
elizabethany

watch: george lopez and snoop dogg play on chatroulette

I don't think you really need another reason to play on ChatRoulette, but just in case you still haven't taken part in the best thing on the Internet right now, I have another reason why you should:

You might find George Lopez and Snoop Dogg playing Bingo.



Snoop was totally perfect for this! His reactions were priceless. Imagine "doin' your thing" and then BAM! You're on George Lopez Tonight.

Baaaahaha. Maybe Internet whores will calm down a little now... Or maybe there will be more.

Consider me a player of this Bingo game, though! What a fantastic idea.

love,
elizabethany

watch: merton gives you another reason to play on chatroulette

I really need to play on Chatroulette more than I do. It's a damn shame that I don't spend nearly all of my downtime on such a website.

I've given you plenty of reasons why, but in case you need another, I shall introduce you to Merton: The Piano Chat Improv guy.

He logs onto the video chat and plays the piano and freestyles about the "stranger" he's talking to.



I can't wait until he releases an X-rated version or something. We all love the X-rated stuff.

Beyond him, Ben Folds, his lookalike, totally did an Ode to Merton at a concert!



Love.

It really makes me wish I had charged my flip's battery before my epic adventure on Friday night which included a country freestyle about everything we passed while driving around the streets of DC with Jared Mullins. He trumps both of them, really.

love,
elizabethany

watch: vag-eye-na on chatroulette

It's the biggest Internet craze right now, you know it. If you don't know it, you need to try it out. Now

People try out all sorts of crazy things on Chatroulette. This person somehow noticed that their eyeball looked like a woohoo and ran with it.



It's pretty dead on, right?! I love people's reactions. Gah.

I think it's time for a new term here, too: CR Genius. Ya know, Chatroulette genius?! This guy is the first.

love,
elizabethany

nifty website: my first time on chat roulette

So I've been on this new site called Chat Roulette a couple times, but I always blocked my screen and shuffled through the people to see what I could find.

If you don't know what it is, it's a website that instantly connects you, via webcam, to people all over the world! You don't have to sign in or anything! You just go there, let your camera turn on, and talk to people! If you don't like them, you next them! [Just like the MTV show!]

I've seen some pretty crazy things, mostly X-rated, when I shuffle through quickly. During the Snowpocalypse, I finally grabbed my cussaholic BFF to join in on the fun as we talked to a bunch of people. Here is the story of my first night on Chat Roulette:

As our first "stranger," I thought they were going to be pretty lame at first. Then they started asking to see some goodies. When I told my CBFF to show his, they insisted on mine. Next!



This guy was absolutely my favorite of the night! Straight from JAPAN! He kept saying "konnichiwa" and putting his hands together and bowing. It was amazing. Then I got confused on what he was trying to say... Next!



This guy played a song for me! He also chugged a box of Franzia red wine on demand. I think we're online BFF soulmates.... Until he mentioned puking. Next!



I was officially scared for my life. Next!



He looked like he needed some friends. I tried to be his friend. I even tried to fist pump with him. He laughed at me. Next!



I let CBFF take over for a bit, and he finds a couple mooning him. I wonder who he's smiling at. [JK, dear.] That's all they did, though... Next!



As soon as we found him, he starting hitting his chest and acting like a gorilla. I'm a big fan of monkeys, but wow. Too much. Next!



As much as I love Christmas lights as jewelry, it's not Christmas anymore, homie. Next!

Now, our night didn't stop there. We found more people, and like I said, the X-rated nonsense. Lots of people diddling, sexing, etc. Since I know my readers love that kind of stuff, I'm posting it, but you have to click here!

I can't wait to do this again! It was fun, I'm not going to lie! My only recommendation: Make sure you're hammered.

love,
elizabethany