Listen up, my friends!!
I don't think it's ever safe to be driving drunk. Period. Don't do it.
I'm here to help the people who have something to drink, then drive, even though they're okay to do so.
DO NOT GO THROUGH ANY DRIVE THRU'S IF YOU'VE HAD A LOT TO DRINK!
Seriously. One time I drove through, perfectly fine, but was dancing in the line, outside of my car, with the cars in front and behind me. Those days of that being acceptable are over.
Cops are now going undercover and waiting in fast food chains and watching on the screens for anyone who may be clearly under the influence of alcohol, then busting them.
Again, no one should be belligerent and behind the wheel... Also, you should get your a$$ home ASAP! But if for some reason you have a craving, you better satisfy that sucker AFTER you get into your humble abode.
I'm not trying to be your mother, just trying to keep everyone safe, and keep all of my readers out of jail. [Even though if you were in there, maybe you'd actually read this even more.... Hmmm...]
You can thank me later.