watch: old lady dancing in walmart

I might have to dare myself to do this.



She is having the time of her life in the middle of Walmart, not worried about the people looking at her. That's how you know you're A) Happy and B) Confident.

Imagine if I did this with my oh-so-fabulous white girl dance?! I wonder if my dare-tagalong BFF will be okay with that...

love,
elizabethany

dare: buy something with my underwear outside my clothes

Truth or Dare with the Internet is absolutely the best thing to ever happen since stalking the Real World DC.

The latest Dare:


I told ya I'd do anything, and I'm looking at all of this as preparation for being on possibly live, national TV soon, so I did it with ease! ...Right after the BFF told me she hoped I'd end up on PeopleOfWalMart.

[YouTube sucks and copyrighted me right away again, so I had to go to Plan B. Lame.]

I wish you could see the reactions better! My videographer was trying to be discreet.

I have one of the best dares to complete tomorrow [along with the start of competition!] so keep sendin em! Just 'cuz I haven't completed yours yet, doesn't mean I won't!

love,
elizabethany

watch: people of walmart rap

This is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen this year.

I'm thinking some of you have become addicted to the People of Walmart like the BFF and I, but if you haven't, I'm thinking this rap will peak your interest quite a bit.

My friends, I give to you, the people of Walmart... At their finest... With help from some before-unknown rapper.



These are real people. None of it is fake. They're really found in a Walmart store somewhere across the US looking like this.

Oh. My. God.

Thank you, J Dirty, for making it even funnier than it once was.

love,
elizabethany