Showing posts with label virgin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label virgin. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

an update from the 31 year old virgin

Talking to the 31 year old virgin is one of the funniest things I've done on my show ever, I think. He's just a goldmine of entertainment and I wanna try and help him out!

After we basically set everything up for him last time, we had to get an update. It's not a good update, but with a surprise at the end, it's not exactly bad....


"LAY SOME ROSE PETALS ON THE BED JACKIE! TAKE ME BACK JACKIE!"

Oh my heyzeus it gets me every time. Whenever I play it for people I'm like NO DON'T LAUGH YOU'LL MISS SOMETHING GOOD.

I really wanna set up a mock date for him... but any other suggestions are always welcome, of course. You just holler at your girl... which is me.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, March 23, 2015

podcast: the 31 year old virgin

When my friend said he wanted to bring his virgin friend in to the show... I had a ton of ideas in my head but I really didn't know that anything would be as good as I was imagining. Could I hook him up with someone listening? Should I make-out with him in the studio? It was all up in the air.

They came in Friday night and I could tell he was not into opening up on air any time soon. We started chatting though, and the microphone was positioned so perfectly that I had to hit record before telling him what we were talking about was for the show.

I can't even begin to comprehend the things that he was saying! Nor can I explain how baffled and entertained I was by all of it, especially his laugh.

Nothing needs to be further explained... it's all within the podcast. Enjoy.


That's real life. All of it. He's hopefully going to be going out with this chic who lives within ten minutes of him, and we'll get an update after that happens.

People actually live life like that. And he goes out and has friends and everything!

Wow.

love,
elizabethany