Showing posts with label ryan cabrera. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ryan cabrera. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

gabourey sidibe would "hit" gerard butler

Ya know the sudden superstar of Precious, Gabourney Sidibe?! Well, she's not a shy one.

It's been a week since the Oscars, but somehow this story slipped under my radar so it's absolutely shareable.

When she was getting interviewed by Billy Bush after meeting Gerard Butler, Gabby told Billy "I'd hit that."

I'm sure she didn't expect it, but Gerard then popped in and asked her to repeat it, and she did, with no hesitation, loud and proud!!!

His response: "I'm here. I'm available. Let's go!"


Oh... My... Goodness. First of all, now Gerard is not only hott, but obviously a cool guy... And I never thought I'd say this, but I'm jealous of Gabby. Wow.

These are the things worth watching for at the Oscars. Stupid work for making me be there and not watch such moments.

[Now I need to make sure I don't imagine said "hitting" occur. That'd be.... unpleasant.]

love,
elizabethany

PS: Other celeb news worth chatting about:
  • I'm a huge Kelly Clarkson fan, and I think she should be at a natural weight, but girrrlllll...
  • Kelly Osbourn sure has changed over the years, eh?!
  • Nahla Berry could soon be taking my "favorite Hollywood baby" title over Suri soon.
  • Audrina really only dates losers, huh?! Look how d-baggy Ryan Cabrera looks... still.
  • Whitney got it right and is demonstrating reason #32987 I want to be on MTV: I can date other hott MTV stars.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

ryan cabrera does private concerts

Have you ever wondered what the H happened to Ryan Cabrera? Ya know, Ashlee Simpson's ex-BFF and boyfriend, turned one hit wonder? [Okay fine.. 2 hit wonder.]

He randomly appeared in one of my friends' pictures recently, and now he's on the Sam's Club Website... As an item to purchase.


I swear this is real. How hilarious is it?! "Ryan's smooth voice"...............

The specifications section is the best:
  • Ryan Cabrera is one of the premier young singer/songwriters in America today
  • In 2004, his debut album, "Take It All Away," entered the Billboard 200 album charts at #8, and shortly thereafter his hit single "True" reached #1 on the hot A/C charts
  • In 2004-2005 Ryan appeared frequently on "The Ashlee Simpson Show," and he hosted his own music show, "The Score," on MTV
  • He has won the hearts of millions of fans with his fun-loving personality and his heartfelt lyrics and music
  • Having signed with E.V.L.A./Atlantic records and manager Joe Simpson only 3 years ago, Ryan has been on the fast-path to success
  • More than just a teen heartthrob, his incredible musical talent is best showcased up-close and personal

  • Oh Ryan Cabrera.. Your time is up, I'm sorry. I enjoyed you while you lasted, but your hair has gone on for far too long. I hope you have fun with the Sam's Club customers. [Who for some reason would pay over 24k for you...?!]

    love,
    elizabethany