watch: old people rap about jesus

This is... well, I don't even know a good word for it. Just watch two old people trying to connect with the young whippersnappers by rapping that Jesus is their *n-bomb.*

Some "highlights":

• "I preach the word, and that's my gig, and I rhyme better than Notorious Big."
• "He's the son of the original G."
• "Turn the other cheek" AND SHE GIVES US HER ASS! I can't.

And the sunglasses and head nod?! Is that their hype man with the headphones?! Oh em gee what were these people thinking?! I seriously have no words. Can't stop laughing.

love,
elizabethany

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still fighting

The stars aren't giving up on fighting against Proposition 8 anytime soon. In fact, instead of giving up, they're making videos/mini-movies about the issue.

This is from funnyordie.com called "Prop. 8- The Musical."

All you need to know is that Jack Black is Jesus, and John C. Reilly [Shake and bake!] as the leader of the haters. Now watch it.



I LOVE that he pulled out the shrimp cocktail! And Neil Patrick Harris seriously put the icing on the cake saying that gay marriage would help save this ridiculous economy we have right now.

It's funny how people will listen to celebrities about who to vote for, what to wear, where to hang out etc.. But when it comes to making everything equal, they just won't listen. Not even for a second.

Seriously.. People.. This is Jesus telling you to stop the hate. Listen to him! ;)

love,
elizabethany

Jesus is real!

There's always reports across the country of people finding Jesus in different things like chicken nuggets, moths... and now, a ceiling tile.

Washington DC's HOT 99.5's morning show (The KANE Show!) found Jesus in a ceiling tile in the trash can as their studio is being demolished for construction.

I think it's pretty legit. What do you think?!

Congrats, guys! You've been trying to find one for FOREVER, and I give you an A++ on this one! ;)

love,
elizabethany