watch: your what be yankin?

Hm. This video left me so speechless that I genuinely don't even know how to introduce it to you beyond "make sure it's not blasting if you're at work."



Okay, I'm not sure what "yankin" means, but I'm pretty sure I don't want me hoo-ha to be doin' it.

I asked good ol' Urban Dictionary what it meant, and this is what it gives me:

• Slang meaning exceptional level of excitement and enjoyment; crankin
• A term used to refer to a vagina with multiple STDs. Often with visible blisters and/or warts, accompanied usually by a terrible stench.

I mean, the first meaning is perfect, but who actually knows that's what yankin' is?! Especially after watching this song!

Oy. Some people are just..... special.

love,
elizabethany

PS: The top comment on YouTube is pure GOLD.

"What a stunning display of beauty, grace, and elegance. I want this song played at my wedding."

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watch: a push up bra will get your man back

I must tell you that I've been uber stressed and busy this week, and it's totally been affecting my blogging motivation as you could probably tell. Since I don't handle stress well, this afternoon has been one full of near-verbal-murders of some people and handstands. [They help me calm down a bit]

Then I decided I just need something really funny to make me laugh out loud, so I sent out a tweet. Thank goodness my soon-to-be beauty blogger came to my rescue.

She showed me this epic video that came at the perfect time. Not only did I laugh out loud, but it fits right in with my last post of hot ghetto messes.

I shall not explain anything, I will just tell you to watch.



I have no idea if this lady is acting, all I know is that A) this is hilarious. B) She's officially hit every "hot ghetto mess" stereotype. C) You can watch a longer video of her finding her man in the park. D) She seems a bit bipolar in her other videos... Unless she is acting.

I also know that she's driving and video taping. You all give me SO much ish for doing such things and I just want to point out that I was never applying my lipstick, showing you my boobs, or yelling at people and almost crashing when doing so. I'm safe. :)

Now I shall try and get back into the swing of things before heading into the weekend. Yes. Weekend. And it's beautiful outside.

love,
elizabethany

nifty website: hot ghetto mess

First of all, if you have any smidgen of a thought that I might be racist, you're right.

...SYKE. False statement. I'm not at all. I'm actually 76% black on the inside, if you didn't know.

Anyway... It's been about a year since the ever so fabulous video that told us the best ghetto names ever, and now we have a website that is just as fabulous: HotGhettoMess.com.

Why is it so great, you ask?! Well, if you couldn't tell by the clever name, it has pictures, videos, quotes, lyrics, celebrities.... All-things-hott, ghetto mess.

Here are just a few examples:

Man. Those are some HOTT pieces of ass, right?!

If they don't even peak your interest into wanting to check out this gold, we can't be friends.

[Also... the website is a little slow, at least for me. I assume it's just living up to its name, so appreciate it.]

love,
elizabethany