nifty: the g spot mouse

So ya wanna be the perve of the office, huh?! Spankin' the girls asses and winking at them all the time not enough for you? Well, how 'bout tryin' the G-Spot Mouse.

No, I'm not kidding. It's a real thing. And yes, it "subtly" looks like a vajay.

I'm rather speechless. Mostly because it's probably the coolest looking mouse I've ever seen, I definitely want one, but it's definitely made based on a hoo-ha. That's awkward. I'd rather not put my hands and fingers all over one of those things all day every day.

On the plus side: Maybe it will help the fellas find the golden spot. Maybe it even comes with software to help them out. Whoooo knows.

I say bravo to the product! Someone try it, and let me know how it goes!

love,
elizabethany

nifty: airmouse

YES! Finally there's hope for saving my hands from that excruciating pain I hear so many people complaining about when they type too much.

I, along with 95% of this generation, is right on track to get the ever so fabulous Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Thankfully we're now one step close to preventing or delaying it thanks to the AirMouse.

This thing attaches to your hand like a glove and you just move it along your desk or wherever you please. The buttons are built in to your fingertips, and you can even type with it on! It's simple! Just throw the thing on, and do everything you need without having to conform your hand to shapes you don't want to!

It's just another step in technology that Steve Jobs did not come up with! HAHA Steve Jobs! In your face!

Soon we won't have to type, use a mouse, or do anything, ya know. I can't wait to be lazy.

love,
elizabethany

nifty: the office turtle that does it all

This is fascinating to me.

This cute little turtle is super convenient, AND totally saving the planet... Kind of.

It's for your office and serves as a USB extender to give you 4 extra ports, an ashtray, and a stapless stapler.

Yeah, I said it. A stapler that doesn't need any staplers. I couldn't believe it either, nor did I understand.

Somehow the thing punches a small hole, creates a flap, and tucks it under, I think. It's pretty freakin' cool. No more stapling your fingers, poking your nail bed trying to undo them, or any of the staple-terribleness.

So basically, I don't really understand the 1950's aspect of an ashtray in your office, but this turtle is probably the coolest kid in the office neighborhood right now, and everyone is really jealous that he's taking the roll Buzz Lightyear did with toys.

He's even getting the award of Genius of the Month [because it's been way too long.]

Sugar Daddy.... Add this to the list, please and thanks. It's only $11!!

love,
elizabethany