STEVE JONES IS THE WORST HOST IN THE HISTORY OF HOSTING COMPETITION SHOWS.
Seriously. He has GOT to go. I was throwing things at the studio tv last night watching him try to defy Simon Cowell, speed everyone up, and make Paula have a heart attack. I hate him. I hate his being. In fact, I think I hate him more than Kim Kardashian right now. THAT'S an accomplishment.
I get that he has to live up to Seacrest, and that's not easy, but that should probably mean he needs to step his game up even more, not suck.
Anyway, I'm just really glad Simon blatantly gave him the finger last night. Some people said he does it all the time, and maybe that's true, but this one was for a purpose.
Dear sweet baby Jesus I hope they replace him next season.
And heyzeus... WHO SAYS "TAKE CARE, BYEBYE" AS THEIR EXIT LINE?!
love,
elizabethany
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