dare: take sexy model pics

**DISCLAIMER TO MY MOTHER, FATHER, BROTHER, GRANDPARENTS, AND OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: This is one of those posts that you're going to yell at me about. This is why I tell you not to read this. If you continue reading this post, you agree that you will not lecture me, tell me I'm inappropriate, or be disgusted. Instead, you will laugh.**

A year ago I got a dare that I attempted to complete, got nervous, and put it on the back burner. While at the pool over the weekend, I told some friends about it, we drank some beers, and they helped me make it happen.


If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm not sexy. I can't look sexy. I can't act sexy. I can't do a sexy voice. I'm way too awkward.

SO... I decided to do what all of the sexy bathing suit models do, with a touch of EB, of course.

Models make ridiculous faces, stick out their goodies, and suck in other areas. Sometimes they make themselves wet. Sometimes they sexually put things into their mouths. They might think they're keeping it classy, but let's be real- Adding Bud Light cans to a model shot is just as classy as what they have to offer, right?!

Oh, and don't forget the hair in the face. Britney taught me that is the epitome of sexy.

So... How'd I do?!

Don't answer that.

love,
elizabethany

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nifty website: make a dare

I saw people playing the "Truth or Dare" iPhone app the other night and immediately wanted to bring back the old middle-school-party tradition. Who says you're ever too old for such a game?!

Well, apparently I'm not the only one who thinks there's no such thing as being too cool for a double-dog-dare. There's a whole website devoted to daring people to do things, and completing the dare! [Because let's face it... No one likes it when you pick "truth" anyway.]

It's makeadare.com, and I've been going through this thing for hours now.


It's good for everyone! You can be creative and come up with the dares to post, you can be brave and complete the dares on video, or you can be a big p-word like me and just watch everyone do their thing.

Some of the good ones I saw:

• Play the lying down game. [Take pictures of yourself lying down in weird places.]
• Do a Buddy the Elf Santa scream. [Video]
  
• Flush your head down the toilet. [Video]

There's seriously a million and one different categories, types, whatever of dares you can do/challenge. Pain, food, humiliation, and physical are the main ones, but can you imagine the possibilities?!

I'm going to surf through some more, but I want to complete one no matter what within the next week... Or maybe I'll wait 'til Mikey P gets home so we can visit Santa in awkward sweaters and both do Buddy screams. Then we could earn some streetcred. [That's how they measure your coolness... In streetcred. My current score: 0. Yikes.]

Do you have a good dare? Post it on the website, or even leave it here! I'd love to complete personalized ones!

Have fun wasting time on this website. You're welcome.

love,
elizabethany