nifty: bras you need in your life now

Normally I'm the kinda girl that goes to Target and spends $10 whenever a new bra is needed... but these here booby pushers need to be in my life.

First up: The Boobypack. "The bra-fanny pack."



I mean, it's not really a fanny pack at all... it's just a tankini that stores your stuff... but I'm all for it! Plus, it comes in 'Merica design!

Probably the best part about them is that they're water resistant. You could take them to the beach or the pool, wear em as a bathing suit, and have all your stuff right up in your boobs [hopefully helping to push them up for added cleavage].

They're not super cheap, but let's be honest: You've spent more than this on purses and bathing suits separately.

Next: The light-up bra.



Sure, they're made for raves and crazy ragers, but I'm thinking about Halloween that's less than 3 months away. I'm also thinking about wearing these under a sheer shirt or really whenever I feel like being the life of a party/club, which is always.

Also: Imagine a full bachelorette party wearing these and the wigs?! How. freaking. great. 

I'm pretty sure they're worth every dollar of $55+, but you could also get your own bra and buy their lights to attach on your own. 

BONUS: They have light-up ties, hoodies, and fur. 

Okay, so both of things are targeted towards people who rave or go to EDM shows, but even if you don't- they're freaking great ideas. 

So uh... Sugar Daddy... where you at?

love,

elizabethany

Tweet

nifty: the bra with pockets!

I'm not sure why it took so long for something like this to walk into my life, but I think I'm glad it finally did!

Ladies- ya know how sometimes you wear outfits without pockets and you'd give anything to keep your phone in place in your cleavage [here's to hoping I'm not the only one with such a wish...]? Now you can! They've created the Joey Bra, which has a pocket in it!

I have no idea if this bra fits well, makes your boobs pointy, is comfortable, etc... all I know is that it's $20 right now and is a great idea. If the bra itself sucks, at least it's a decent DIY idea if you know basic sewing skills!

love,
elizabethany

Tweet

nifty: vibrating bra inserts boost ur boobies

Tweet I saw these on Ellen and I just had to check them out further.

Ladies- Anyone like me and need a little boost in boob department? Don't you worry bout a damn thing. These vibrating bra inserts are here to save you!


Apparently you stick em in your bra and let yourself jiggle and vibrate all day and eventually, by what seems to be magic, they will become bigger and firmer.

If you're not affected by a vibrator on your boobs all day while you work, I'd say these sound like a necessity! BONUS: It's only $10.69!!

Would anyone tattle on me if I tried this? Would I be the girl everyone made fun of for stuffing her bra?
Pfft. Don't care.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Here's the absolutely hilarious video of Ellen trying these suckers [or some similar] and the always amazing Asian commercial for them.