seriously i'm kidding: how calling people is like batman

The last little excerpt from Ellen Degeneres' book was all about Twitter vs the crazy people of the 90s... well today's bit is the next thing she had to say. This time, calling someone is just like the Bat-signal in the sky.

I really enjoy calling people, but I rarely do anymore. And my "recent" call log mostly looks like that of a lame loser. BUT... if there's anyone who knows how true her writing is, it's me. No matter what I call my mom about, even if I tell her good news, she'll always ask me what's wrong at least five times.

Mom, I swear, nothing's wrong. For the crazillionth time.

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elizabethany

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watch: real life batman in dc!

WHY IS BATMAN SO COOL?! He even knows the cool places to just drive around in broad daylight- Washington, DC!



There's really nothing more to say besides BATMAN IS REAL!!!! [And clever! ;)]

love,
elizabethany

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