Thursday, June 30, 2011

watch: showering with girls

Confession: Showering with friends is maybe one of my favorite things to do. And obviously you know what I mean by friends.

BUT.. let's be real. It's awkward. Real awkward. So thanks to College Humor for pointing it all out and ending the awkward tension.



The best part is OBVIOUSLY the last bit where he does what he always does.

Hey, College Humor speaks the truth!

love,
elizabethany

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Good morning and Happy Bomb Pop Day! This was fun.



Hi, Internet.
That's all for now! Enjoy your morning! and Happy Social Media Day, too!

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

watch: heavy metal head bangin baby

This baby is about to start a heavy metal band with him as the front runner.... As soon as he can talk, of course.



Silly babies. Heavy metal is for scary men. [Woops. Did I offend anyone?]

love,
elizabethany

tunes on tuesday 062811


Looks like a dead week in the music world, but I'll share with you the new stuff anyway! I'm running low on time, though, so forgive me for not telling my opinions!

Afrojack--> Take Over Control




Chris Brown ft. Justin Bieber--> Next 2 U




Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera--> Moves Like Jagger




Theory of a Deadman--> Lowlife




Wiz Khalifa--> No Sleep




That's honestly all I have this week! Let me know what ya think!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

meet the boys of real world san diego: nate, zach and frank

YAY! Molds13 over at Vevmo has used her super powers to find us the first roommates living and filming in San Diego!

Allow me to introduce you to the fellas of the house:

Frank Sweeney, 22
Attended Christian Brothers Academy in New York, then Middlebury College in Vermont.
Molecular Biology and Spanish major
Has a Flickr account that's fun



Nate Stodghill
, 22
From: Grain Valley, MO
6'0'', 220 lb football player
Graduate from Missouri University of Science and Technology
Major: Nuclear Engineering
Sigma Phi Epsilon frat boy
Self proclaimed mama's boy, and she confirms with Facebook statuses like this:



Zach Nichols, 23 [til August]
From Brighton, MI
Northern Michigan University football player
Dreams of playing in the NFL, like his dad did


Someone who apparently partied with them said that Frank is going to be the biggest party animal. There are rumors that Nate could be gay and his mom doesn't know, and Zach could be the typical nothing-but-NFL-on-the-brain guy.

I was pretty off with ALL of my first impressions last season, so I'm not going to go in depth, but I'd say I'm going to like Frank a lot, he's totally cute and fun-seeming, Nate is iffy to me, and if Zach can act/look more like his bald picture [with added hair], I could be down with him, too.

What do you think? Boys you wanna look at or not for this season?

love,
elizabethany

watch: a simple love story: splitscreen

Some videos are so simple yet so good! This one is for sure quick, simple, and beautiful.

Two people. Two worlds. Two screens split down the middle. It's awesomely executed.



The craziest thing about it: It was shot with a PHONE! A Nokia phone! The N8. Crazy talk.

love,
elizabethany

watch: motorcycles crash, dance, and cause temper tantrums

Obviously motorcycle crashes should never be funny, but this one has me in tears because of laughing. Woops.

What happens when two racers crash, their bikes find each other, and decide to put on a show of their own? Just watch:



What the bikes are doing is not the funny part at all! The funny part: The multiple FAILED attempts at trying to get the bikes, then the temper tantrum that followed.

Hey dude, you fell off. Sit back and enjoy the show as much as you can.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 062811


Good morning and Happy Potty Training Awareness Month! [Peeing your pants is TOTALLY cool!]



I've been having way too many tabs on a daily basis again, so we might be having more Hangover posts. I don't think I'll be hearing any complaints.

Have a happy Tuesday!

love,
elizabethany

Monday, June 27, 2011

watch: reporter can't make it through fart story

True statement: Even the WORD "fart" is hilarious, and that's taking away the fact that it represents smelly air coming out of your butt.

It's no wonder this news lady couldn't make it through the story about passing gas. I would have geeked out, too.



The guy is just kickin' back like "HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, NOT ME!" And then he can't do it either. Awesome.

love,
elizabethany

dare completed: my british accent


I mentioned getting Truth or Dare started up again, and have accepted a couple challenges!

The first dare to be completed this summer:

I got that on Friday morning, but I was already halfway done with my show! So I decided to postpone and do today's whole show in what I hoped would be a British accent.

Never did I break character and give up, but I don't know that I was "British." Either way, hilarious and awfully awkward. Here are the breaks:




Yeah... about that.....

I have at least two more dares I plan on doing within the next few weeks, but if you have any you want to give me, let me know any way you want!

love,
elizabethany

Friday, June 24, 2011

watch: michaele salahi is a hott mess for her first "musical" performance

What is with Real Housewives thinking they can and should have a music career? I get that Michaele is so upset that her 5 minutes are up after crashing the White House and having the DC Housewives FAIL, but this is not okay.



Seriously... Friends don't let friends put on performances like that. That's BEYOND rough. If it's not a joke, I'm even more concerned for her mental well-being.

And WHY did that rapper come straight to the stage without changing out of his UPS working clothes first?!

love,
elizabethany

friday morning hangover 062411


Good morning and HAPPY FRIIIDDDAAAYYYYY!!!!

Enjoy the Internet:
And on the Candy blog:

Enjoy your weekend!

love,
elizabethany

Thursday, June 23, 2011

watch: footage of filming/cast members for real world san diego

I had a good feeling about the peeps living in San Diego when I read all the haterade mixed with desire to stalk.. and clearly I was right!

Someone filmed this really awesome video of two cast members chattin' it up at Bird Rock Coffee Roasters.



It seems like they're not used to the camera yet, but they're definitely easy on the eyes!

Let's keep our fingers crossed for more! And if any of you San Diego'ans [who I shall call my proteges] need tips, you know who to get 'em from. ;)

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

country tunes on [wednesday] 062211



Because I missed it last week, there is SO MUCH new Country music. Because I don't do Country radio, AND it's way too much for me to comment on, I'm just going to list it all out and have you listen for yourself.
BUT! I will put a * next to the ones I love.

Enjoy!

Andy Gibson- Wanna Make You Feel My Love
Tiffany- Feel the Music

Craig Morgan- This Ol' Boy


Jessica Amerson- High School Sucks


*Keith Urban- Long Hot Summer


*Rascal Flatts ft. Natasha Bedingfield- Easy


Robin Meade- Dirty Laundry


*Shania Twain- Today is Your Day


*Brett Eldridge- It Ain't Gotta Be Love


**Craig Campbell- Fish


Dirt Drifters- Always a Reason


Alan Jackson- Long Way to Go


Billy Ray Cyrus- Runway Lights


*Brad Paisley ft. Carrie Underwood- Remind Me


Christian Kane- Let Me Go


George Strait- Here For a Good Time



And that's a wrap for this week! Seriously, listen to the "Fish" song... so good.

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: gillette's new holey towels

There's something about an eye-catching beach towel that makes me giddy these days. Old school, super-fan-worthy, or just clever- I dig 'em.

Gillette is getting funny and clever! In order to remind people to not scare everyone away by not shaving, they've created these silly little things.


Sure, the holes are a little inconvenient, ESPECIALLY if you'll be sitting in the grass, but it's not like you need a full towel! And just THINK of the conversation starting possibilities!

I love it. I'd totally get one. Would you?

love,
elizabethany

tunes on [wednesday] 062211



I'm not even going to lie... Yesterday was so crazy I completely blanked on the fact that it was Tuesday. Sorrryyy...

New music, anndddd GO!

David Guetta ft. Ludacris and Taio Cruz--> Little Bad Girl



Let's DANCE! David Guetta definitely knows how to get people moving, and this is another good one for that.


Ian Carey ft. Snoop Dogg and Bobby Anthony--> Last Night



Oh, hello lyrics that I needed last Friday morning. Who likes to party? Listen to this.


The Script--> Nothing



I like this because it's not the same song they've put out 3 times in a row. Still pretty, still good lyrics, but more refreshing. I also fully enjoy that they say mates.


Eminem ft. Bruno Mars--> Lighters



Probably my favorite Eminem song in a while, at least at first listen. I don't know if it's because of Bruno or what, but I like the change in pace and the collabo.


All Time Low--> Feel Like Dancin



They're fun. The video is funny. The song is fun. I dig it. The end.


Far East Movement--> So What?



All of their songs are pretty different. That's fun. I can't decide if I love or hate this one. I need you to be the judge.


Adele--> Someone Like You



Welcome Adele, ladies and gentlemen... Bringing a refreshing talent to radios. It's beautiful.


Bruno Mars--> Marry You



This is cute. I'm glad he's fairly different song to song, too. It's always simple, but it works!


Flo Rida--> Turn Around



Typical Flo Rida song. It's a dance track, it's enjoyable, but I don't notice anything being sampled for once. [At least, nothing I know...]


Natasha Bedingfield--> Weightless



I do enjoy a good Natasha Bedingfield song, but this doesn't scream top-of-the-charts to me. Let me know if you disagree!


That's all for now! Enjoy!

love,
elizabethany

smiling dogs will make your day

Happy Hump Day! Need a smile like I do? These dogs are guaranteed to help... and if they don't- you need a drink or few.


The "oh ya know, I'm just a lovable, silly, perfect pup... for now" smile.


The "way to cool to show my teeth" smile.


CHEEEEESEEE.


The "hey Ma, of course I'll look perfect for a pic to win points" smile.



The "I was taught to smile like this, so this is how I shall do it" smile.



My parents just got a dog, and I am now determined to get it to smile. Amazing.

love,
elizabethany

watch: stupid things guys do

It's Stupid Guy Things Day, so we made this quick and fun video demonstrating all the dumb, stereotypical things you boys do!



Happy celebrating, fellas! At least you can technically get away with it today!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

real world las vegas podcast: leroy wraps things up

It's time to officially say goodbye to the Real World: Las Vegas, and what better way to do it than get another roommate on the phone to clear things up for us.

I've been trying to get Leroy, our favorite guy and Most Real roommate, on the show for a while, and we finally made it happen today, while he took a break from being a trash man. [Yes! He's still working as usual, just taking some breaks to party!]

Roylee is so smart and wise, knows what he's doing and what he's done, and answered all of my questions to the point. And just like he did on the show, he kept it really real.
"I'm the same lee as before I did the show... I'm not a celebrity. And even if you are, that doesn't make you better. A lot of people whow atch the show... you inspire them, so for me to be a dickhead to them when they come up to me.. that would be rude."
He also said what we've been saying all season- It was a good one. It showed real people in real situations, just as the show used to.
"The show is about the storyline... How Nany evolved from where she was with Adam, to the end. That's the stuff people need to see... the stuff I went through with the STD thing... they his the real, big topics."
Most importantly, he answered a lot of questions we've had:
  • What's up with Dustin and Heather now?
  • Nany and Adam?
  • His biggest regret
  • Who he wouldn't want as a roommate
  • How far Nany and Heather went
And more, duh. Just listen to him be awesome:




Again thanks to Leroy, and I shall end it with my favorite philisophical quote he said:
"Learn. Change. Grow." As you get older and as you evolve, you need to learn, change, and grow.

love,
elizabethany

PS: All things Real World: San Diego- Click here!

watch eb irl: improv dirty pop'n

It's time for an EB IRL moment.

In high school, when Michael Jackson was going to trial for all the child molestation stuff, my friend Ashley brought a boombox to school and played MJ throughout the halls all day long [and totally got in trouble for it].

After lunch one day, we set that sucker up on the stairs outside the cafeteria, and put on this elaborate performance to "Beat It," full of synchronized improv dancing, flips, and singing. A crowd gathered, and had such a thing been cool on YouTube back then, we woulda been famous.

For my Birthday, we had a small crowd, but we still wanted to put on a funny show for the fraynds. Here's a clip of us Dirty Pop'n!



I know I'm a crazy ADD bia, you don't gotta tell me twice! This is my definition of fun! And yes, it continued afterward.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, June 20, 2011

the first sightings of real world 26: san diego

The next cast of the Real World has moved in, and it's lookin' like we may have it pretty easy when it comes to "stalking" them around the nation.

When it comes to how the city is reacting to the roommates moving in, it reminds me a lot of DC. Most of the city is acting pissed, and a decent amount of people are planning on going after them for some pics, smooches, and hot tub time. [I've trained them well... or so I'll tell myself.]

That being said, after only about a week, we have some pictures to check out! As most "spy pictures" are, they're mysterious. They don't tell us a whole lot yet, but they're still fun to look at.





I'd say if anything, they look typical. All a little different, the girl has the beach-esque bag, and the guy in the patterned shirt is reminiscent of old school roommates. As far as I can tell, that shirt's gotta go.

I'll be keeping you updated throughout the filming as usual, but if you have any pictures or info on them, or want to join the Real World-super-freak crowd, holler at Vevmo and me.

love,
elizabethany

watch: my separated at birth twin showing what we do every day

I've seen and shown you a video from Miss Jenna Marbles before, but I didn't realize our connection. I didn't realize that she's pretty much me in a much hotter body and sporting a cuter face.

Her latest video shows exactly what girls do when they surf the internet. I'm sure most girls really do all of these things, but this is the definition of elizabethany without her meds.



I mean, seriously... It's scary to watch myself. It's scary to see someone throw that in my face like that, and it not even be me!

Her channel, for the most part, is pretty funny. A bunch of random, ADD nonsense.

Here's a day in the life of us her.



I like her. I like her quirkiness and obviously her lack of adderall. I also like her body.


Dang, girl. NO WONDER you're so famous! [I totally like the YouTube look over the modeling look, though.]

love,
elizabethany

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love,
elizabethany

nip slip alert: jennifer lopez!

Uh oh! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is showing her beautiful tata's to the world!

She was on a German TV show and apparently wasn't paying attention when this happened:


Click the pic to see it up close and personal!

love,
elizabethany

birthday week hangover 062011


As you can imagine, my Birthday week killed me. On Friday I was a walking zombie. So today, I shall present to you the Morning Hangover.

And on the Candy blog:
Now let's get this week started! I'm up and at 'em early today! Good sign!

love,
elizabethany