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MORNING Hangover?! I think I should probably call it MONTH Hangover!

Either way, enjoy the links and procrastination on this fine Friday morning!

• Kendra's sex tape is not so sexy, I guess...
• How to make that extra alcohol money in your free time.
• It's okay to use ladies' products sometimes, fellas.
• Being the fat guy has 10 fantastic advantages.
• Don't want your kid? That's fine. Tie him to a pole and try to sell him.
  
• What happens when a radio DJ messes with someone who can't watch the Lost finale, you ask? Toby Knapp and Jerry Houston are hilarious.
• Please do not let your kid ride on the outside of an escalator... And if you do- Be ready to catch him.
• Great. Now GETTING OUR NAILS DONE can cause Cancer... Good thing I'm practically a boy.
  
• I'm glad I don't have the phone number that's killed three people in a row and is now retired forever.
  
• It's not pretty when you're retarded drunk in a puddle of mud.
• Because we all love when things get inappropriate.
  
• Impress your lady with one of these 5 meals that are easy for any guy to make.
• I hope my future husband has a boat that has a hilariously clever name.
• And Subway thought they were sandwich artists?!
• Why in the hell would you ever want these?!
• Everything is A-OK down here, Mom!
• Today we learn about alcoholism.
• Why not ticket every car that's being used in a live news event?! Example #23987 why cops are cocky mofos who think they can do anything.
  
  
  
  
  
• HAHAHA!!! Sorry. I don't mean to laugh....... but... LOL
  
  
  
  
  

That's all for this morning! Stay tuned! Thanks for being patient with me this month!

love,
elizabethany

alicia keys is going to make beautiful babies

It's officially confirmed! Alicia Keys is going to be the most beautiful mama ever!

She confirmed tonight that her and Swizz Beats are engaged AND expecting a lil one! The baby bump pictures were totally real!

Seriously, though... Imagine how beautiful their baby is going to be. SB isn't THAT hott, but her perfection will totally come through and match with his and danggg... Their baby could totally become my new favorite Hollywood baby... [Especially since Suri is getting old now.]

I can't freakin' wait to see her all big and preggers... And imagine her wedding pictures!

...Okay, I need to calm down. I'm pumped, that's all.

love,
elizabethany

watch: race car video game chair

You know how to know if you're awesome?! If you have one of these... A game-chair that moves as if you're riding a roller coaster in your living room.



Sweetest. Thing. Ever.

I'm not a big gamer, especially now that I'm living alone again.. But if I had this, I would have to kiss this blog goodbye. Sorry.

love,
elizabethany

50 cent looks really scary and gross

Oh my God. This is really not okay.

50 Cent is apparently filming a movie right now called "Things Fall Apart" about a football player who gets Cancer [which sounds pretty good to me!].

In order to play the part, he had to lose some weight... and by some, I mean a LOT.

As a quick reminder, here's the Fitty you probably know and love:

Now here's the new one:

It's one of those things that's really gross to me and I don't want to look at, but I can't stop staring. He looks disgusting.

I understand it's the role he's playing but damn... That's some serious weightloss! He lost SIX INCHES around his weight, and about 50 pounds within 9 weeks.

OMG. I really can't stop freaking out about this. What if he can't get back up to his normal weight?! What if this really damages him?! I feel like it would!

Yikes. I hope I don't have nightmares tonight.

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: third times a charm on jumping stilts

Whewwwww I've been out of commission on here for farrrr too long! I promise I've been trying to get back on here but as you can probably imagine, moving and starting a new job is not only hectic, but a bit emotional too.

ANYWAY, I've got some videos in the bank that need to be shared if nothing else, so that's what I have right now!

My third go around on my ever so amazing jumping stilts. Third time's a charm.... right?!



I mean that. I want to start taking challenges. I have already taken and tried two of them, and they will be posted within the next week.

I can tell you with 100% confidence that the next video will be one of the best I've ever done. It's.... epic.

Feel free to sound off on the new look of the page, too!

It feels good to be back!

love,
elizabethany

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Good morning, Happy TUESDAY, and happy National Teacher's Day and Star Wars Day!! And oh yeah! Happy BURGERS Month! Let's have a BBQ!!

• So apparently your office chair could be deadly... I think I shall stand from now on.
• What better way to party and watch a Buck's game than with a real live buck or two?!
  
• ATTN LADIES: 8 signs he'll be bad in bed.
• GUYS: 10 things you shouldn't do in front of ladies.
• I kinda wish I could have taken one of these completely off-the-wall college classes.
  
• There's a reason restaurants are a little noisy... And I completely understand.
• The 10 worst moms on television... It makes me miss The OC.
• The best cities to live in across the globe. #1 surprises me.
  
• Ladies if you think you have everything a guy could want and they're not approaching you, maybe you're doing one of these things.
  
• The lucky number for women is 24... I have a longggg way to go.
• I promise that I will never become desperate enough to try and marry Slutty Cat, though.
• Planning a bachelor party?! Make sure to follow the 8 unwritten rules.
• OMG CALL THE POLICE! My 2 year old just tried an alcoholic beverage!
• How does a dead guy check himself out of a hospital?!
• You know you have the biggest boobs ever when you're hospitalized because they literally keep you down.
• Ridiculous and pointless celebrity products... Because you know you want to try them.
  
• I've never had White Castle, but I bet I'd love this candle if I had.
• Bahaha.
• I wanna try!!! But I'm pretty sure I'd die.
  
  
  
• Who knew there was high-five etiquette?!
  
  
  
• Saved By The Bell is a lot more scandalous when you censor it.
  
  
  

That's all for now, folks! Enjoy your day! New music coming up for you later, hopefully!

love,
elizabethany

watch eTV: my second time on jumping stilts

This is definitely going to be an ongoing "segment" or whatever... Until I become the best jumping stilts'er in all the land!

I tried it again, and well.... You can watch to see how "good" it went...

My dad also decided to try them because that's what he does. He tries new things, and he becomes a pro at them within 5 minutes.

Great. My dad is already better than me. Freakin' fabulous.

I decided to make a rule that he was too heavy for them so that he can't surpass me too much... Cheating?! Nahhh...

Plus! I never had any help! Not once! So HE totally cheated by using Mama Ploger! Right?! Right! Okay. Glad that's settled.

love,
elizabethany

watch: the simpsons do a lip dub

I have no idea the reasoning behind this, besides maybe to get it viral, but the Simpsons decided to join the crazy phenomenon of lip dubbing! Ah!

Instead of the usual intro last night, they swapped it out for this:

Ke$ha is an interesting choice of song, but I obviously don't hate it! It's pretty hilarious.

It also makes me want to do one of these videos even more! I wonder if the peeps over at Candy95 will be down to make one when I get over there... Hmmm... We can only hope!

love,
elizabethany

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Good morning! I'll be able to get a couple posts up this morning before heading out to run errands and stuff! Can you believe it's May already?! Not me! Plus, moving day is getting closer! Ahh!

• Say it ain't so!!!! Barack Obama cheated on Michelle?!?!?
  
• My goal for next year is to end up on the list of 50 Hottest Women of Radio.
• Once upon a time Lady Gaga was just your average brunette posing in lingerie.
  
• Guys love: MILFs. They also love: Athletes. You'll die over these MILFs in sports.
  
• Surfing sheep: It's a real thing.
• Even more ridiculous fast food items that you know you want to try.
• What happened to all of your favorite Nickelodeon stars?! I'll tell ya one thing- Kel got relatively attractive!
• These butt tattoos are rather ridiculous.
• It's kind of scary to see NYC this dead...
• The most precious doppelganger ever.
• Do YOU think Kate Hudson got breast implants?! I'm thinkin' no....
• Am I a lesbian if I'm kinda excited about the possibility of a Chelsea sex tape?! So what if I am!
  
  
  

Sorry! Short and quick today! Good, though! Have a fantastic National Two Colored Shoes Day!

love,
elizabethany