Let's be honest.. There's no way we would have ever gotten through ANY schooling without a little cheating here and there.
Seriously. Don't try and tell me that not once in your life did you get help or sneak a peek to your neighbor.
Anyway... With finals coming up for a lot of you, I thought I'd help you out and give you the most clever way to cheat I've ever seen... It even beats putting the formulas into your calculator.
Genius, right?! I mean even if your teacher does happen to somehow catch you, they'd had to admit that you're clever and let you slide on it!
If you need help with the scanning of the label, let me know... I GOT YOU!
If you're like me, you like a lot of living space in your home. [Maybe because of all your S, maybe because you like having parties...]
Homeboy invented a way to have a very small space but have plenty of space, and up to 24 rooms!
I shall call him Hong Kong homeboy, because that's where he lives. [An Asian created such a thing... go figure.]
How neat! Literally, clean... but also cool!
I don't think all of my stuff would fit into such a place, nor would I want to put in so much effort every time I want to switch rooms, but dangggg! It sure is different and something to show off!
Sometimes I do my radio show and think "meh, that could have been a lot better." Sometimes I try to forget about it. Sometimes, like today, I know it was a good one.
Because of that, it's important for me to share it! For those of you who can't wake up early or are at work, download the podcast and listen in!
It's long, but you can fast forward through the songs you don't like, or have a free, 3 hour long commercial-free radio to listen to on your next road trip!
There's also a separate podcast if you want to listen to just the top 10 songs of 1995!
Thank you for listening, and you're welcome for the greatness. :)
Any requests, suggestions, comments, are welcome as always.
Besides the Bucks mascot being my new hero, I've found another one today, too. She's this week's cover of People Magazine.
Yes. Sandra Bullock... Who has apparently adopted a baby boy this year!
The story: She went to People Magazine herself to tell her story and share the news that A) She is now a single mother of a baby boy named Louis, and B) She's officially filing for divorce.
Everyone in the industry is shocked by this, BTW. It's gotta be the best kept secret in Hollywood in a while. She had this baby during all of her Oscar hype, but didn't want it to come out until it all died down!
She's incredibly strong. They say she's not angry or hating Jessie, and that they're actually hoping to be friend, and that she's been leaning on little Louis and her friends but is in a really good place.
All of this has absolutely catapulted her into a stardom she didn't have before, in good and bad ways, and I'm so glad. She's definitely someone we should all look up to. [It's also perfect that she's the cover for the special Double Issue of World's Most Beautiful People!]
I'm learning some things about Christina Aguilera lately that solidify my decision a decade ago to be Team Britney through and through...
Lesson #1: She thinks she's the ish and when she's in the spotlight, you better not eff it up.
Really, though?! RUDE!. Doesn't she realize that stopping and "kindly joking" about him coughing just A) ruined the interview and B) made her look like a huge B?!
She could have kept talking and the coughs could have been edited out... Duh.
I've also learned, thanks to my Florida DJ BFF, that when she's being interviewed, she doesn't know when to hurry up her answers and/or shut the eff up. She goes on and on about nothing.
It's a lose/lose for anyone working with her. She takes forever, they have to hold their breath, and she's a boring B.
I'm glad I have officially crossed someone off my "need to meet before I die" list the easy way.
Every year Country Weekly picks their hottest bachelor in the country world [which you should know by now that I'm a huge fan of], and they've officially found Mr. 2010!
Mr. Gary Allan!
...... Whattt?! Is it just me, or is he probably one of the more unattractive guys in Country music?!?
Second and third place are Chris Young and Josh Thompson.
What the f?!? There are a million hotter bachelors out there, right?!
Let's pick for ourselves who's the hottest, shall we?! Even if you're not a country fan, look below, and vote.
Chuck Wicks and Danny Gokey will always be drool worthy to me. Lee Brice is also... Mmm... worthy of my time, if you will.
Country Weekly got it wrong this time... Very wrong.
love, elizabethany
PS: For all of you smart asses who will say "it's stupid to vote, they already decided who is the hottest," shut yo mouth. We're doing it my way here. Kthanksloveya.
Holy moly it's been a long time since I've given you new music!!! I apologize, but let's just get right into it, shall we?
Chiddy Bang--> Opposite of Adults
This song is going to have everyone going nuts. The video= interesting, but the song is diggable. New kids arriving on the scene, watch out!
Steve Aoki ft. Zuper Blahq--> I'm In The House
I don't know who the Steve guy is, but Zuper= will.i.am. Why the name change? Who knows. Like my Florida DJ BFF said, you shouldn't question anything will.i.am does anymore. Just love it.
B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams--> Airplanes
I think B.o.B. is here to stay... Just sayin'. Hayley is from Paramore, and I don't normally like her/them, but I'm likin' this a LOT. It's on repeat.
Boys Like Girls--> Heart Heart Heartbreak
I don't know how I feel about them. I don't know how I feel about this song. Does someone wanna make up my mind for me?
The White Tie Affair--> You Look Better When I'm Drunk
I love this song just because of the lyrics. It's straight up and hilarious.
H*Wood--> Could It Be You
Another guy I have never heard of with a song that mentions celebs and has a great, catchy beat, that I will absolutely be rockin' on my way out on the weekends.
John Mayer--> Half of my Heart
It's almost like his voice no longer matches him because of all his d-baggery... I'm a fan of his music. Always have been, and I think I always will be. It's soothing.
Shakira--> Gypsy
She's flippin' gorgeous, but I have yet to find a Shakira song that I want to listen to... If you like her, you'll probably like it though.
Spill Canvas--> Our Song
Aw, I like this. It's not my typical style, but sometimes I like a good switch-up.
The Stunners--> Dancin' Around the Truth
I like that it's a group of girls with this name! I also enjoy the song and the lyrics. It's absolutely worthy of your time.
Trey Songz--> Neighbors Know My Name
He's the king of baby makin' music... All I'm gonna say.
Being a gymnast, maybe I'm a little biased in what I love and want to win, but I really hope this group wins Britain's Got Talent.
They're a acro-gymnastics group and they're really freakin' good. There's SO much going on!
Just watch. Make sure you watch 'til the end. You won't regret it.
Wow. Wow wow wow.
In the beginning it was cool, I was impressed... By the middle, I had goosebumps. Human jumprope! Throwing people everywhere and doing double flips [there may have even been a triple flip in there... I have to re-watch!] and everything!
And I'm not sure if you noticed, but they're just on the stage. No excessive mats or anything... Just their teammates to catch them.
This made me so emotional, I loved it! Britain is also better at editing this sort of show, apparently... It was put together perfectly! The build-up, the judges reactions, the expression on the team's faces...
Gah. I'm in love. I shall follow their journey and hope they win!
Etsy is the website where anyone can sell handmade, custom items without having their own store or having to go through eBay.
Basically you can find some really ridiculous and oddball things.
Today's thing to shop for: Lingerie.
I have no doubt in my mind that my grandmother would make me some crocheted undies if she had the idea... I just think they'd be a little more granny-flavored. Holy uncomfortable, though!
Just in case your bra wasn't uncomfortable enough before, try the gladiator metal bra! It's sure to keep your boobs stiff and look like you have nips showing and something funky goin' on in your cleavage.
For all of you trying to act on your Sesame Street/Grover fetish while looking "sexy".....
The plus side to this: It's the perfect human loofah for your honey if you shower together.
I saved the best for last. The panty hose that let you get what you want without having to take them off. Go 'head and do your thing, Miss Impatient.
If these interest you, go 'head and get them... Just don't tell me you did... Then I'll have to point and laugh in front of everyone.
I've literally been waiting for YEARS to get these stupid jumping stilts. [Obviously by stupid I mean the best thing ever created in life.] Ever since I saw them on some Diddy VMA performance, I've had them on my Christmas list.
Finally they arrived at my home last week.
Just to give you an understanding on how freaking ridiculously amazing these things are, look:
Yeah. I know. You want some now, too.
They say I should be able to be running and jumping and whatever else I may think of within 5 days/tries/practices whatever. So that's what I shall do. I'll be flipping around Woodbridge in no time.
Of course I've got to bring the Flip with me each time. Sooo, let's get to it.
Last Wednesday they came at 9AM, and I wasted NO time giving them a whirl. [Though now looking back I think I should have waited at least a few hours until someone got home....]
.....Yikes. Yeah. First time= not so easy.
Second time coming soon, for sure! These things are way too epic to stay off of for long or get me discouraged. I learned that a little help from the ceiling is always welcome... and sometimes very necessary.
BTW- If anyone in the area has some, let's set up a play date! I want jumping friends!
I'm definitely one of those people who switches soaps/products/whatever all the time just so I can try new stuff, and this list of soaps gives me even more to try and I'm pumped about it.
They're a little bizarre, but bizarre= amazing. And yes... They're all totally real.
Turn into a cougar in no time flat?! Shooottt. Sounds like a bargain!
Apparently it's stainless steel that chefs can rub on their hands so that no matter what nasty smells they had on their hands, they'll be gone!
Looks like poop, smells like strawberries! I want it now.
This is one I'll definitely pass on. I think pickles have one of the worst smells in the world. I love them, but boy do they stink.
I'm sure all of you are thinking "This is perfect for ebeth!" False. Cat food is not one of my favorite smells. I love my Slutty Cat, but no thanks to the food smell.
If this can promise to get me the Absinthe high, which it says it can, I'm buying some right now.
Can someone please explain to be the bacon fascination right now?! All of these bacon flavored, scented, etc things- I just don't understand it!
This makes me want to take a shower... Or maybe it's the stench coming off of me. Either way... Sugar Daddy where you at?! I'm trying to try new things!
Betty White is going to host Saturday Night Live on May 8 and it's very possible it's going to be the best episode ummm... Ever.
Why? Well, because she's Rose. Also because this promo tells me so:
I will definitely be catching this episode on Hulu or NBC's website the next day. Then I'll be hoping for even more epic old people... err... cougars... to be hitting that stage.
It's been a long time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.
Today's victim: Beyonce.
Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?
Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.
That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.
Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?
Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for- If you want to see her wardrobe malfunction, and you're allowed to, click the pic.
I feel like a lot of clips from Lopez Tonight are my favorite out of all of the Late Night TV shows...
This one is absolutely no exception. Remember the Whitney Houston Taiwanese guy?! He joined William Shatner on the stage to do a duet of "Total Eclipse of the Heart," and it's really great.
William Shatner is just plain funny lately. Somehow Lin Yu Chun doesn't start laughing hysterically like I would, but maybe he just had no idea why everyone was laughing.
For all you Ellen fans, she did snag him, too! Apparently it was his first ever trip to the US! Atta girl, Ellen!
Last weekend I applied for a random Craigslist video project and I had no idea what I was getting into.... but I needed the money. Bad.
It turned out to be really cool! You see, this guy invented a new eco-friendly product for the environment. It's called the Monoxitube. Basically- you attach a tube from your exhaust to your window.
We filmed the infomercial for it, so watch!
I totally channeled my inner Billy Mays, especially at the end!
And alright, you caught us. It's a fake product. BUT! It's for Earth Day/Week, and he wanted to bring awareness to all you polluters!
Finally I can check one thing off the bucket list: Being a part of a crazy product's infomercial.
I took a week off of Local Limelight last week to let our first ever Legend, Eddie Smotkin, take a victory lap! This week it's back to business!
Two people, two completely different areas, two completely different sounds. One competition.
Ciara Corr is from New York City, and you make have heard her song on Tunes on Tuesday before, but after releasing a new edit of her song, I had to include her in the Local Limelight!
Her single is called "Get My Way," this is the club remix, and it's a woman's anthem, in my opinion.
Hope is doin' his thing down in Florida and has always had amazing talent. I've known him for years and even my mom likes his music. [It even made her cry! What?!]
His single, "Gotta Have Hope," is another song for the ladies, but obviously in a different way. It's cute.
Listen, then vote. You know the drill.
Who will be making their journey to become the next Local Limelight?! Will they be able to do it?! We shall see!
If this game isn't real life, I don't know what is.
Everyone's had the moment in their life where they've played their cards and tried to get their friends, their parents, the cop, etc to let them drive home after having "only a few."
Now it's turned into a game [sorta]. Watch as he tries every excuse in the book to make it home on his own.
I want to see more! No wait. I want to play it myself! NOT in real life!
Everything about that is so right. I love the person who created it. I hope they know.
I knew the fastest way to become a name in this business is to hook up with someone famous. All you gotta do is tape it, save the text messages, and/or make sure they're in a relationship.
Then... BAM! You could be hosting a TV show!
....No really. Jamie Jungers [Tiger's hoe] and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee [Jesse's tattoo hoe] will be hosting a TV show.
Yes, it will be catching famous people cheating.
I'm not sure how it's going to work out, how they'll catch that many people, but I guess they think it's easy.
Then again... If I had blackmail on someone, found out this was happening, I'd totally rat them out so I could be a part of the show too.
Note to celebs: Now's the time to really watch your back, make the right decisions, and figure out what the H you're doing and how you're going to cover your ass.
Note to self: If nothing comes about in 6 months.... Find celeb, a good camera, and don't lose your phone.
Anyone wanna take bets on which network will take this gold?!
Rihanna is on tour in Europe right now and is putting on quite the show, it looks like.
Here were some of her outfits in the Netherlands this past weekend:
Seems like she's channeling her inner Lady Gaga, right?!
Maybe it's just a new trend. Maybe everyone is trying to go all weird and outrageous and unpredictable....
But knowing that Rihanna came on to the scene a completely different person, and seeing that she's taking a lot of looks of others' and putting them into her show, I'd say she's in a bit of an identity crisis or something.
Is she trying to be in the Mickey Mouse Club? It's a little late...
Too bad we can't see more of what the design was that was lighting up... I'm sure it had to have some meaning... right?!
I'm not hating on her. I'm totally rooting for her. I just feel like she needs to start having her own image or something. Everything keeps changing and nothing ever seems "right."
Maybe I'm wrong, but let's be honest... The proof is there. Homegirl is trying to find herself and is having a little trouble with the creativity aspect.
I'm still not really sure why Hanson became so huge, considering I can only remember "Mmm Bop" being a great song from them, but somehow they managed to stay on everyone's minds for more than a decade at this point.
Even though they're all grown [Isaac is almost 30, and Zac is 24], they've decided to stick together and release a new music video.
Behold Hanson's latest single, "Thinkin' About Somethin."
Weird Al in the video?! What?! I guess they're staying with their 90s image...
Is it bad to admit that I was bumpin' to the song? Woopsies.
I'm just glad that no one will say I look like Zac this time around. [At least, I hope not.] I used to get it every day way back when.
I don't see it.
Welcome back, Hanson.... Maybe. Probably not... But kinda.
Oh boy. It's 4/20. How many of you are celebrating? I guess I'll find out by either the lack of activity on here, or the constant "OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY" comments. Here I am to keep you company, occupied, and laughing throughout this holiday.
